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On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of
Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On
packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do
not iron clothes on body."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after
taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing
liquid:
"Do not use on food."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands
or genitals."
On a bottle of ALL laundry
detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."
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