
A
is for alcohol - our drug of choice.
B
is for beer, yes beer, it's what's for dinner (sometimes lunch
and breakfast too).
C
is for can - 6 pack. 12 pack, 24 pack, 30 pack, 40 oz.... so
many choices!

D
is for drinking - that's what we like to do.
E
is for emergency (Definition: an emergency is when you're all
out of alcohol).
F
is for friends (beats drinking alone and maybe you can get
them to pick up the tab).
G
is for games, preferably anything involving cards, quarters,
and chugging beers.

H
is for hang over - every good time has it's price.
I
is for ice, "I'll take that on the rocks please".
J
is for jail which is where you might end up after trying to
use a fake ID, try driving a car when you can't even see, or
are found on the street staggering home at 4 am.
K
is for keg!

L
is for liquor - many many to choose from.
M
is for money you no longer have due to extensive partying.
N
is for NOT AGAIN! (What you scream when you wake up besides
someone you don't know).

O
is for opinion (ever met a drunk without one?) also it's for a
common phrase "OH SH*T!" which you scream as you
fall down the stairs.
P
is for pee (what you have to do about every 5-10 minutes while
drinking).
Q
is for quarters - a great drinking game, it's also for the
quilt that you puked on last night and have to clean in the
morning.

R
is for reform, which you promise god that you'll do as you
find yourself hugging the toilet bowl.
S
is for sex - after a few drinks people start looking a lot
better than they really are, so be careful..
T
is for twenty-four, 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day...
coincidence?? I think not.

U
is for underage (A good percentage of the drinking
population).
V
is for vodka - the mother of all alcohol and the best way to
make Jello.
W
is for worm, the par of tequila that reminds you of the
porcelain god.

X
is for x-ray, in detox it's how they see into your stomach
before they pump it.
Y
is for you, the one who drinks way too much.
Z
is for Zima - something different.

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