Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a
man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and
And not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks,
when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks.
that he's gainfully employed,
And won't lose his cool when
One who pulls out my chair and opens the door,
And massages my shoulders and begs to do more.
send me a man who will make love to my mind,
And knows what
to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin'
And bring ME something too, when he goes to the
A man who will love me for days without end,
And never compare me with his old girlfriend.
Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too
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