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Presents...
Q - What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
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- Ghoul-aid!!!
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- What do you call two spiders that just got married?
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- Newlywebbed.
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- Who was the most famous witch detective?
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- Warlock Holmes .
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- Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
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- Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
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- What's a monster's favorite bean?
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- A human bean.
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- Where do most werewolves live?
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-In howllywood, California
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- What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
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- Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
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- What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
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- A sour-puss.
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- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
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- a squashed pumpkin pie.
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- How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
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- Give him screws.
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- What can't you give the headless horseman?
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- A headache.
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- Why did the headless horseman go into business?
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- He wanted to get ahead in life.
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- What's a monsters favorite desert?
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- I-Scream!!
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- Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
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- a coffin.
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- Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
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- He was dying to get to the other side!!
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-What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
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- A cereal killer.
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- What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
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- Ground him.
Q - Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
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- The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.
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- What did the bird say on Halloween?
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- Trick or tweet!
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- Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
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- Because people are dying to get in.
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- What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
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- A pumpkin patch!!!
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- Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
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- The what-wolves and when-wolves.
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- Where did the goblin throw the football?
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- Over the ghoul line.
Q - What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
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- A toasty ghosty.
Q - Where do most goblins live?
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- In North and South Scarolina.
Q - What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
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- Another one bites the dust!
Q - What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
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- A necktarine.
Q - What did Dracula have for dessert?
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- Whine & Ice scream.
Q - What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
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- Murder King
Q - Where do vampires keep their money?
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- The blood bank!!!
Q - What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
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- They suck! (or they bite!)
Have a Happy Halloween!
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