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Q - What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A - Ghoul-aid!!!

Q - What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A  - Newlywebbed.

Q - Who was the most famous witch detective?
A  - Warlock Holmes .

Q - Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A  - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q - What's a monster's favorite bean?
A  - A human bean.

Q - Where do most werewolves live?
A  -In howllywood, California

Q - What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A  - Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)

Q - What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A  - A sour-puss.

Q - What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
A  - a squashed pumpkin pie.

Q - How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A  - Give him screws.

Q - What can't you give the headless horseman?
A  - A headache.

Q - Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A  - He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q - What's a monsters favorite desert?
A  - I-Scream!!

Q - Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A  - a coffin.

Q - Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A  - He was dying to get to the other side!!

Q -What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A  - A cereal killer.

Q - What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A  - Ground him.

Q - Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A  - The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q - What did the bird say on Halloween?
A  - Trick or tweet!

Q - Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A  - Because people are dying to get in.

Q - What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A  - A pumpkin patch!!!

Q - Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
A  - The what-wolves and when-wolves.

Q - Where did the goblin throw the football?
A  - Over the ghoul line.

Q - What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A  - A toasty ghosty.

Q - Where do most goblins live?
A  - In North and South Scarolina.

Q - What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
A  - Another one bites the dust!


Q - What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
A  - A necktarine.

Q - What did Dracula have for dessert?
A  - Whine & Ice scream.

Q - What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
A  - Murder King


Q - Where do vampires keep their money?
A  - The blood bank!!!

Q - What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A  - They suck! (or they bite!)

Have a Happy Halloween!

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