Amusing
Thoughts from the Kids
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service,
his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know
that?"
"Easy", the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the
Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
After
a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to
his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's fine, son, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and
listen."
A
little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on
and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if
we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
After the christening of his baby brother, little Johnny sobbed all the
way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times
what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys!"
Terri
asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible
stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on
an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see ... And that must be
Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth
person?" "Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
The
Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good
cook."
A
college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand
on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand below
would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would
plunge through. The play was well received. When the actor playing the
part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place.
When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!" the stagehand
pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly
stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend. One
student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: "Hallelujah! Hell is full!"
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