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Man
who run in front
of car get tired. |
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Man
who drops watch in
toilet has crappy time.
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Man
who scratches butt
should not bite fingernails. |
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Foolish
man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man
who eat many prunes
get good run for money. |
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Man
who fall in vat of molten
glass make spectacle of himself.
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Man
who cuts himself while
shaving lose face. |
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Man
who lives in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man
who run through screen
door strain himself. |
