Kids are so funny! Just listen when they talk and you'll
see what I mean. Here are some definitions and test
answers from kids (spelling errors included!).
 

Three kinds of blood vessels are: arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Hydrogin is gin and water.

Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration and then expectoration.

The pistol of a flower is it's only protection.

Germinate: to become a naturalized German.

Liter: A nest of young puppies.

For a dog bite put the dog away for a few days, if it hasn't recovered, then kill it.

The abominable contains the bowls, of which there are five, a, e, i, o and u.

Magnet: Something you find crawling over a dead cat.

Vacumm: A large empty space where the pope lives.

For fainting, rub the persons chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead, or put the head between the knees of the nearest doctor.

A fossil is an extinct animal, the older it is, the more extinct it is.

For a head cold, use an agonizer to spay your nose until it drops in your throat.

For a nosebleed, put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

 
Pass along this page to a friend!