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Fun
things to do in a final exam that you have not studied
for, and you are going to fail the class anyways!
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Bring a
black marker. Return the exam with all questions and
answers completely blacked out.
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Bring
cheerleaders.
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Do
the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and
true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
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Turn
in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you
walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
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Every
five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to
another seat, continue with the exam.
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Walk
into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to
be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get
the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the
instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they
are allowed to stay.
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As
soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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Bring
things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
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Bring
a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15
minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get
cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a
few minutes early.
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Do
the entire exam in another language. If you don't know
one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using
Roman numerals.
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Come
into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on
your head, and nothing else.
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Fifteen
minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers
into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell
out "Merry Christmas." If you're really
daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost
the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen
minutes.
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Do
the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
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Run
into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a
sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've
found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
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Bring
pets.
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On
the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new,
interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For
example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds
that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
creative.
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Get
a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre,
Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
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Bring
a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
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Walk
in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it,
loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand
ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester
long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's
the regular guy?"
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Make
paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the
instructor's left nostril.
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If
it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it
is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and
symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
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Talk
the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to
stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me
thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the
instructor is.
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Pass
this along to all your friends who are stressed out from
thier exams!
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