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              A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a 
              highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. 
              She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches 
              up. 
                  
               After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and 
              she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture 
              about five more times. 
              
              
               
               When she is about to hand him another batch 
              again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the 
              peanuts yourself?".
 "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.
 
 The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
 
 The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
 
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