George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How
are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom.
The light goes on
when I pee, and then (Poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and (Poof!) the light
goes on in the bathroom, and then (Poof!) the light goes off?"
"That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"