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Presents...
Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
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- Stake !!
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- What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
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- The bats (and the double-headers)
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- What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
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- Ultra-Bite.
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- What does a monster wear when it rains?
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- His ghoul-oshes.
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- How did the monster predict his future?
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- With a horror-scope.
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- What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
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- He went to a second hand store.
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- Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
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- Because he didn't have any guts.
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- What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?
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- The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.
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- What is a vampires favorite holiday?
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- Fangsgiving.
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- What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?
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- Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.
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- What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?
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- The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.
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- What is in the red blood cells of monsters?
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- Hemogoblin !!!
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- What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
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- Winnie the Boo
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- His bootiful ghoul-friend.
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- Where do ghosts keep their cars?
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- In a mirage.
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- What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy?
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- Life Insurance.
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- How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
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- Take away his funny bone!
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- What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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- Neck tarines
Q - Why didn't the wraith win at poker?
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- He didn't have a ghost of a chance.
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- What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus?
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- The jugulars
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- What do spooks call their Navy?
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- The ghost guard.
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- What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
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- A crumby mummy!
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- Why do Casper's phone bills tend to be so high each month?
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- He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.
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- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
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- Because he had no body to take !
Have a Happy Halloween!
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