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Q - What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
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- Wrap!!!!!
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- How do you scare a mummy?
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- With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
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- What do you call a little monsters parents?
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- Mummy and deady.
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- What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
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- Ok, that's a wrap.
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- Why don't mummies take vacations?
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- They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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- Why was the mummy so tense?
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- Because he was all wound up.
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- What was the mummies' vacation like?
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- Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
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Have a Happy Halloween!
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