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Q - What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A - Wrap!!!!!

Q - How do you scare a mummy?
A  - With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q - What do you call a little monsters parents?
A  - Mummy and deady.

Q - What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A  - Ok, that's a wrap.



Q - Why don't mummies take vacations?
A  - They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q - Why was the mummy so tense?
A  - Because he was all wound up.

Q - What was the mummies' vacation like?
A  - Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.



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