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Q - What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
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- You suck.
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- Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
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- He had no body to dance with.
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- What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
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- Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
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- Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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- To go to the body shop.
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- Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
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- Sherlock Bones.
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- Who was the most famous French skeleton?
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- Napoleon bone-apart.
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- Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
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- To see the boogy man.
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- What instrument do skeleton play?
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- Trom-BONE.
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- Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
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- He had no guts.
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- What kind of key does a skeleton use?
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- A skeleton key.
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- Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
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- He didn't have the guts.
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- Why do skeletons drink milk?
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- To help their bones!
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- What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
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- Bad to the Bone
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- What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
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- The living room.
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- What do the skeletons say be for eating?
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- Bone appetite.
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- Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
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- Becuse he had no body to go with.
Have a Happy Halloween!
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