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Q - What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A - You suck.

Q - Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A  - He had no body to dance with.

Q - What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A  - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q - Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A  - To go to the body shop.



Q - Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A  - Sherlock Bones.

Q - Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A  - Napoleon bone-apart. 

Q - Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A  - To see the boogy man.

Q - What instrument do skeleton play?
A  - Trom-BONE.



Q - Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A  - He had no guts.

Q - What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A  - A skeleton key. 

Q - Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A  - He didn't have the guts.

Q - Why do skeletons drink milk?
A  - To help their bones!



Q - What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A  - Bad to the Bone

Q - What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A  - The living room. 

Q - What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A  - Bone appetite.

Q - Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
A  - Becuse he had no body to go with.




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