walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She
said to him, "I
couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your
secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and I also drink
a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.