Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change. A2: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of ‘real men’ around to do it.

Q: How many ‘Real Men’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: ‘Real Men’ aren’t afraid of the dark (guess the women are screwed).

Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around, one to change the bulb, and another to supervise.

Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, another to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor (ouch.. I can’t believe I posted this one).

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to refer an installation specialist, and another to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb? A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it too.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.