| Men and Women 
      ~Some Interesting Facts~   | 
    
      |  | A man will pay $2 for a $1 item 
        he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want   | 
    
      |  | A woman worries about the future 
        until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.   | 
    
      |  | A successful man is one who makes 
        more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.   | 
    
      |  | To be happy with a man you must 
        understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to 
        understand her at all.   | 
    
      |  | Married men live longer than 
        single men.But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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      |  | Any married man should forget his 
        mistakes. No sense two people remembering the 
      same thing   | 
    
      |  | Men wake up as good-looking as 
        they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.   | 
    
      |  | A woman marries a man expecting 
        he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.   | 
    
      |  | A woman has the last word in any 
        argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.   |