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40-ish
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Really means...
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52 and looking for
25-yr-old
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Athletic
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Really means...
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Sits on the couch and
watches ESPN
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Average looking
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Really means...
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Unusual hair growth on
ears, nose, & back
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Educated
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Really means...
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Will always treat you
like an
idiot
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Free spirit
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Really means...
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Sleeps with your sister
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Friendship first
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Really means...
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As long as friendship
involves nudity
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Fun
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Really means...
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Good with a remote and a
six pack
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Good Looking
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Really means...
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Arrogant
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Honest
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Really means...
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Pathological Liar
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Huggable
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Really means...
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Overweight, more body
hair
than a bear
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Like to cuddle
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Really means...
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Insecure, overly
dependent
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Mature
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Really means...
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Until you get to know
him
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Open-minded
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Really means...
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Wants to sleep with your
sister but she's not interested
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Physically fit
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Really means...
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I spend a lot of time in
front of mirror admiring myself
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Poet
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Really means...
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Has written on a
bathroom
stall
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Spiritual
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Really means...
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Once went to church with
his
grandmother on Easter Sunday
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Stable
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Really means...
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Occasional stalker, but
never arrested
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Thoughtful
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Really means...
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Says "Please"
when demanding a beer.
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