OK, I'm the only female in a
house full of guys. 4
sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only
one who would
be using Female products.....correct?
thing was happening at my house.
Tampons were disappearing!
few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and there
was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the
month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget
month I go back to the cupboard.....
and VOILA....there is only ONE tampon left again.
going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store
and buy another box, and forget about it.
decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and
BEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers,
applicators and the tampons themselves.
starting to FREAK!!! Dear God,
what are they doing with them??????
I get a
hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle
this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm
thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
I go to
the top of the stairs and yell for
my two youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"
up the stairs and find me in their
room staring into the bottom of their closet.
"What are you doing with
THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year
old looks like a deer
caught in the headlights and is silent.
My 10 year
old looks at me all innocent
and says. "Well, Mom, we were playing
with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and THOSE
make really good SCUD missiles...
YOU use them for?"
MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"