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OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 
sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.

SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would 
be using Female products.....correct?

A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. 
Tampons were disappearing!

Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and there was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.

The next month I go back to the cupboard.....
and VOILA....there is only ONE tampon left again.

What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store 
and buy another box, and forget about it. 

WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons themselves.

I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, 
what are they doing with them??????

I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"

I go to the top of the stairs and yell for 
my two youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"

They march up the stairs and find me in their 
room staring into the bottom of their closet.

I said "What are you doing with 

My 12 year old looks like a deer 
caught in the headlights and is silent.

My 10 year old looks at me all innocent 
and says. "Well, Mom, we were playing 
with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and THOSE 
make really good SCUD missiles... 

What do YOU use them for?"


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