1. Is there a 4th of July in
England? Yes or No? ....Yes. It comes right after the 3rd
2.
How many birthdays does the average man have? .....One (1). You can
only be born once
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
.....Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
4. How
many outs are there in an inning? .... Six (6). Don't forget there is
a top and bottom to every inning
5. Can a man in California marry
his widow's sister? ....No. He must be dead if it is his widow
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do
you get? ..... Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with? ..Two (2). You take two apples .. therefore YOU have
TWO apples.
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to
take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? ......One
hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the
third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left? ..... Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die
10.
How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? ...... None. I
didn't know that Moses had an ark.
11. A butcher in the market is
5' 10 tall. What does he weigh? ..... Meat ... that is
self-explanatory.
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
...Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE ... it's dozen
13. What was the President's name in 1960? ... Bill Clinton.
As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.
So, how did we do?
13 Correct.........GENIUS...you
are good.
10-12 Correct....ABOVE
AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head.
7-9
Correct........AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6
Correct..........SLOW...pay attention to the questions!
1-3
Correct..........IDIOT...what else can be said?
0
Correct......CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!
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