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The Best Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh
possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you
were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do
if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail"shop for
a new one!
Why is Prancer always
wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all
of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to
him!
Which of Santa's reindeer
has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!
What do you call a
reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because
he can't hear you!
What do reindeer always
say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh?
you!
How does Rudolph know when
Christmas is coming?
He looks at his
calen-"deer"!
What do you give a
reindeer with an upset
tummy?
"Elk"-a-seltzer!
How do you get into
Donner's house?
You ring the
"deer"-bell!
What's red and white and
gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it
take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in
the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph
down!
Did Rudolph go to a
regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!
Why did Rudolph the
red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was
tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur
coats?
Because they look silly in
snowsuits!
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