Scientist vs. God
The scientist approached God and said,
"Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can
clone people, tranplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were
once considered miraculous."
God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All
right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a
"Okay, great!" the scientist said.
"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back
in the old days with Adam," God said.
"That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a
handful of dirt.
"Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"