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What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!
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What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
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What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY!
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of drumsticks!
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What would you call a pet squash?
Call it anything you want- it won't hear you!
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What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
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When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
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Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
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What cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus!
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What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
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What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!
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What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
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What's round, red, and wears a diaper?
A baby cranberry!
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What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
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Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet.
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Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?
They never learned good table manners!
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Pass along these holiday funnies
to a friend!
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