The Nude Gambler!
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope
you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each
of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know I thought YOU were watching!"
all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!