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          | The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean
 He has a beautiful smile
 And keeps 
            his face so clean.
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          | The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side.
 He will be a good father
 As well as a good husband to his bride
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          | The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too.
 He'll do anything in his power
 To show his love to you.
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          | The perfect man is sweet, Writing poetry from your name.
 He's a best friend to your 
            mother
 And kisses away your pain.
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          | He has never made you cry
 Or 
            hurt you in any way.
 Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
 "Cause the perfect man is gay!"
 
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