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10.
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You
get winded from knocking on the door.
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9.
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You
have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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8.
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You
ask for high fiber candy only.
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7.
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When
someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
and fall over.
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6.
|
People
say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.
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5.
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When
the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.
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4.
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By
the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining
orders.
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3.
|
You
have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
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2.
|
You're
the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
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1.
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You
avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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