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Q - Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
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- He was all bite and no bark.
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- Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
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- At the casketeria.
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- Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
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- Because of the coffin.
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- What is a vampires favorite holiday?
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- Fangsgiving.
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- Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
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- He heard it had great circulation.
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- What happens when two vampires meet?
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- It was love at first bite!
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- Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
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- The Vampire State Building.
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- What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
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- blood-thirsty hacker baby.
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- Why do vampires scare people?
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- They are bored to death!
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- How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
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- Every night he turns into a bat.
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- What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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- It's a pain in the neck.
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- How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
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- All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
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- What songs does Dracula hate?
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- "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
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- How does a girl vampire flirt?
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- She bats her eyes.
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- What is a vampires least favorite food?
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- Steak
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-What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
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- A grave problem.
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- What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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- Neck tarines
Q - Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
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- He has a bat temper.
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- Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
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- He had a fang-ache.
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- Why are vampires like false teeth?
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- They all come out at night.
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- Who does Dracula get letters from?
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- His fang club.
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- Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
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- To stop his coffin.
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- Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
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- Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
Q - What type of dog does every vampire have?
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- Bloodhound!
Q - Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
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- Because he had bat breath.
Q - What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
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- Another one bites the dust!
Q - What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
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- A necktarine.
Q - What did Dracula have for dessert?
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- Whine & Ice scream.
Q - What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
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- Murder King
Q - Where do vampires keep their money?
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- The blood bank!!!
Q - What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
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- They suck! (or they bite!)
Have a Happy Halloween!
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