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Q - What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
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- A sand-witch !!
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- What do witches use in their hair?
A
- scare-spray
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- What do they teach in witching school?
A
- Spelling.
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- Why does a witch ride a broom?
A
- Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

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- What do you call a witch's garage?
A
- A broom closet.
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- What do you call two witches living together?
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- Broommates.
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- What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A
- Spelling.
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- What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween?
A
- Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.

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- What do u get when theres a witch in the desert?
A
- You get a sandwich.
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- What did the goblin say to the witch?
A
- I don't know you tell me!

Have a Happy Halloween!
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