Step 1: Go
buy a turkey and a bottle of whiskey
Step 2: Take
a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put
turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take
another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set
the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take
3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn
oven the on
Step 8: Take
4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk
the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey
another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick
a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass
yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake
the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take
the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take
the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor
the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk
the carvey
Step 18: Get
yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet
the sable and pour a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless
the saying, pass and eat out
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