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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The advantage of
exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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You could run this over to your friends, but
why not just e-mail it to them?
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