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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
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Most kid's breakfast cereals have over
50% of their calories as sugar. The good news is that the box
is high in fiber.
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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
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Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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The four food
groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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