 A group of
girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five story
hotel with a sign that reads: WOMEN
ONLY! Since they are without their boyfriends
and husbands, they decide to go inside and take a look
around. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to
them how it works...
 "We have 5
floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide
since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
 So they start
going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to
the next floor.
 The sign on the
second floor reads:
"All the men here are short and handsome."
Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
continue on up.
 They reach the
third floor and the sign reads:
"All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there
are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect:
"All the men here are tall and handsome."
The women get all excited and are going in when they
realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
floor.
There they find a sign that reads:
This floor was built only to prove that there is no
way to please a woman.
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