Mafia Application Form
Whatza u
name_______________________________________
U Hage________
Whatza U howaz
numba______________________
U Streeta________________________
Whatza U bag? Hitman_____ Loanna arranger_____
Prostituit_____
Izza U girl or boy_____ ( jeste checka one)
Putta downa wearra worgga
now__________________________________
Wazza U inna de bigouse?_____ For whazza inna
for_____________________
I shoota one guize_____I keedenap somebodys_____
Protecshun raggets_____ Udder_____
U wanna be de bigga shotza somedaze? yesse_____ no______
U likka garlic_____ pizza_____ salami_____
spaghetti_____ calamari_____ girlze_____ boyze____
U no ow to makkea de cement shooze________
U drivea de car_______
Widde U antry U gonna getta somading u reely gonna like:
1 pr. darke glassez , 1 kisse (later onna u cheek) , 1
blacke shirt widde tie , 1 hat widda blaka brim , 1 pr. pointz
shooz , 1 pr cement shooze( if U foolz around), 1 appy face
button , free berial
Name of muva__________________________
Name of futha___________________________
Make of auto: Cadillac_____ Continental_____
Imperial_____ Lincoln____ Other_____
Is auto fiananced_______ repo date_______ stolen________
How many other own it________
Marital status: common law_____ shacked up_____
both_____ other_____
Income: theft $_____, relief $_____, other $_____,
welfare $_____, pimping $_____
Cheek machines uza opertae: crowbar____ pinball_____
gun_____ strait razor_____ other_____
Abilities: Gov't employee_____ Demonstration Leader_____
Pimp_____ rapist_____ burgler____ used hubcap sales
person______ welfare cheat_____ mugger_____ watter bed
demonstrator____ other_____
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