Men and Women
~Some Interesting Facts~
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
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A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man you must
understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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Married men live longer than
single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Any married man should forget his
mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the
same thing
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Men wake up as good-looking as
they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
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A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any
argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |