It can buy a house,
but not a home.
It can buy a bed,
but not sleep.
It can buy a clock,
but not time.
It can buy you a
book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a
position, but not respect.
It can buy you
medicine, but not health.
It can buy you
blood, but not life.
Money
is NOT
everything!
I am
sending you this message because I am your friend. I care about you
greatly and I do not want to see you in pain. My Dear Friend...end your
suffering now. Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering
for you. I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain.
Do it today and you will be happier.
No need to
thank me. After all, what are friends for?
Cash and
checks are accepted.
NO CREDIT CARDS,
PLEASE!
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