- We don't keep firearms in this house.
 
- Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
 
- You can't feed that to the dog.
 
- I thought Graceland was tacky.
 
- No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
 
- Wrasslin's fake.
 
- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
 
- We're vegetarians.
 
- Do you think my hair is too big?
 
- I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
 
- Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?
 
- Who's Richard Petty?
 
- Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
 
- Deer heads detract from the decor.
 
- Spitting is such a nasty habit.
 
- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
 
- Trim the fat off that steak.
 
- Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
 
- The tires on that truck are too big.
 
- I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
 
- I've got it all on a floppy disk.
 
- Unsweetened tea tastes better.
 
- Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
 
- My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
 
- I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
 
- Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
 
- Checkmate.
 
- She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
 
- Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
 
- Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
 
- I don't have a favorite college team.
 
- I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
 
- Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
 
- Elvis who?