A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her
class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high
up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the
boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you
for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of
the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another
male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Timmy?"
"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the
punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three
weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns
around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an
burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to
see Little Billy leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
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