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Women's Favorite Jokes
What's
the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot
of time.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the crap
out of you.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for
women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly
into commitment?
A mental hospital.
What do you do with
a headache?
You DUMP him!
Why don't women blink during
foreplay?
They don't have time!
What is the thinnest
book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Why does
it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't
stop to ask for directions.
What do electric trains and
breasts have in common?
They're usually intended for children,
but it's the men who end up playing with them.
Why did God
create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you
have a final copy.
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