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40-ish
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48
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Athletic
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Flat-chested.
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Average looking
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Ugly.
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Beautiful
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Pathological
liar
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Educated
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College dropout
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Emotionally
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Medicated
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Feminist
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Fat;
ball buster
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Free
spirit
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Drug
user
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Friendship
first
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Trying
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Fun
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Annoying
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Good Listener
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Borderline Autistic
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New-Age
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All
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Old-fashioned
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Lights
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Open-minded
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Desperate
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Outgoing
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Loud
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Passionate
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Loud
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Poet
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Depressive
Schizophrenic
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Professional
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Real
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Redhead
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Shops
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Reubenesque
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Grossly
Fat
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Romantic
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Looks
better by candle light
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Weight
proportional to height
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Hugely
Fat
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Wants
Soulmate
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One
step away from stalking
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Widow
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Nagged
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